The Joker
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Post by The Joker on Jan 25, 2008 15:25:48 GMT -5
"Oh what senseless waste of human life." The Joker laughed. "You hear that not-a-cop?" He said into the phone. "I have more...much more. I can reduce everything I want to rubble. Now what does a little clown have to do to be taken seriously?" The Joker laughed again, enjoying the eerie echo that the new bank caused. "Now leave. I have a dance to prepare for."
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Post by Special Agent Thomas Cosgrave on Jan 25, 2008 15:31:48 GMT -5
"I hear you Clown." Thomas replied, "And believe me... we are taking you completely seriously."
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Post by The Dark Knight on Jan 25, 2008 15:35:51 GMT -5
"Oh my fur and whiskers..." cried the little man feverishly pulling on the Joker's purple pants.
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The Joker
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Post by The Joker on Jan 25, 2008 15:37:29 GMT -5
"Oh be quiet Hatty...he's here." The Joker's grin widened and his eyes glowed from the remains of the fire. "Darling, you can come out now."
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Post by The Dark Knight on Jan 25, 2008 15:44:46 GMT -5
The Joker was suddenly aware that all except one of his thugs were missing...
"Those were good men, Joker... took six months for Gordon to handpick them..." said the echoing voice... the new architecture Joker adored so much suddenly frustrated him in pinpointing him.
"Ring around the roses..." muttered the Hatter as the hostages formed a new circle around the pair.
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"I hope that bastard gets what he wants..." said Gordon, his voice cracking only slightly.
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The Joker
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Post by The Joker on Jan 25, 2008 21:01:25 GMT -5
"Gordon's been a friend of mine for years Batsy. He knew as well as I did what would happen if he sent his team into my playhouse." The Joker waited a few brief moments for the Batman to show himself.
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Post by The Dark Knight on Jan 25, 2008 22:05:44 GMT -5
A flash grenade drops from the ceiling, landing by their feet. The Batman is hanging by a rope from the ceiling, ten feet above Joker's head. Typical.
"Toys get broken too, Joker..."
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Post by Special Agent Thomas Cosgrave on Jan 26, 2008 2:58:39 GMT -5
Thomas looked at the ruins of the back with a stunned expression.
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The Joker
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Post by The Joker on Jan 26, 2008 11:46:05 GMT -5
The Joker casually kicked away the grenade. "That's alright. I still have the warranty." He smiled up at the Batman. "And a few more dolls to play with." He turned to the mind controlled minions. "Fire at Batman."
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Post by The Dark Knight on Jan 26, 2008 21:17:19 GMT -5
The Batman pulled out a small sc-fi Batdevice of some sort in one hand while still hanging from the ceiling with one arm without even swaying, and grinned back. Suddenly everyone experienced the feeling of having needles shoved into their ears, paralysing and crippling the ability of the puppets to hear or respond to any command while causing the most obscene agony to the Joker's last sentient goon.
The Mad Hatter at least had the sense to flee the room once he saw the grnade, though his body still squirmed horrible fleeing through the vault.
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The Joker
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Post by The Joker on Jan 26, 2008 21:24:10 GMT -5
"Wow that hurts." The Joker said. Or at least he thought he said. He couldn't quite tell what he was or wasn't saying at the current moment do to the rather loud and obnoxious sound device over his head.
The Joker's head was ringing, he didn't know how long he could maintain clear enough vision. Now was a good time for another trick. He flipped another switch and all around them green gas started to pour in. "You can keep that thing on and down me and leave the innocents of Gotham to the gas or you can turn it off and try and save them. You're pick." The Joker made sure to mouth the words up at Batsy, even as his eyes were starting to stream from the pain.
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Post by The Dark Knight on Jan 26, 2008 21:28:07 GMT -5
The Batman mouthed something Superman would never say, but even Joker could understand.
The first thing Joker heard upon recovering his hearing was the sound of bones breaking as Batman used the last goon as a landing cushion.
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The Joker
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Post by The Joker on Jan 26, 2008 21:32:21 GMT -5
"Ta-ta! Batsy!" The Joker started to run to the top of the building only stopping only once to grab one of the small bags of cash. His ears were still ringing and his brain was trying desperately to strangle itself, nothing out of the usual there.
At the top of the building was a happy heliocopter. "The rest fell behind, now get us up!"
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The Joker
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Post by The Joker on Jan 26, 2008 22:06:49 GMT -5
As they fly off the Joker watches below using remarkably oversized binoculars to see the Batman flee holding several laughing vicitims some already dead. After he passes into the police line the Joker flips the last switch on his dial. The world shakes and the smiling heliocopter is almost thrown from it's flight path as all the rest of the Joker's C4 explodes completely levelling the final remains fo the bank. "Zippa dee do da, zippa de ay. My oh my what a wonderful boom." The Joker hums tunelessly to himself as flies off.
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